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Сообщение Belaja_Vorona » 18 сен 2005 07:10

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение jerk » 19 сен 2005 10:01

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Сообщение борода » 16 ноя 2007 14:02

В полном комплекте термобелья, толи на рыбалку ехать, то ли в БАНК...
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Сообщение soapman » 16 ноя 2007 18:18

борода, сначала в банк,а потом на долго на рыбалку!!! :D :D :D
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Сообщение ANDRIANO » 03 апр 2008 21:49

Кошмар; я в эту толпу не пошел.
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Сообщение ANDRIANO » 03 июн 2008 23:42

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Сообщение Kolja_Veslo » 30 июн 2009 09:46

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Сообщение Ivango » 26 янв 2010 14:51

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Сообщение talantino » 02 фев 2010 01:38

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Сообщение pival » 02 фев 2010 11:57

Взято из сети.


1. Одна человеческая клетка содержит 75Мб генетической информации.
2. Один сперматозоид содержит 37.5Мб.
3. В одном миллилитре содержится около 100 млн сперматозоидов.
4. В среднем, эякуляция длится 5 секунд и составляет 2.25 мл спермы.
5. Таким образом, пропускная способность мужского члена будет равна
(37.5Мб x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 байт/сперматозоид x
100 000 000 сперматозоид/мл x 2.25 мл) / 5 секунд = 1 687 500 000 000
000 байт/секунду = 1,6875 Терабайт/с
Получается, что женская яйцеклетка выдерживает эту DDoS-атаку на
полтора терабайта в секунду, пропуская только один выбранный пакет
данных и является самым офигенным в мире хардварным фаерволом... Но
тот один пакет, который она пропускает, кладет систему на 9 месяцев...
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Сообщение fidot » 03 фев 2010 14:17

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: я под сталом :ROFL:
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Сообщение aljbert » 04 фев 2010 16:12

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Сообщение Barda » 04 фев 2010 22:38

pival, Я сегодня парализоввал твоей байкой работу офиса с утра на часок. :lol:
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Сообщение Ivango » 17 фев 2010 19:36

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Сообщение sm_fish » 01 мар 2010 14:24

Вложения
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions_reimg.php on line 136: preg_match_all(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Эриксон » 20 май 2010 09:54

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Igorjj » 21 май 2010 07:23

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Ivango » 21 май 2010 08:15

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Robert80 » 21 июн 2010 20:42

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Igorjj » 09 июл 2010 10:48

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение Vmikel » 09 дек 2010 01:14



Аццкая белочка :evil:
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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение sm_fish » 12 дек 2010 03:47

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Re: Черный юмор

Сообщение sm_fish » 31 янв 2011 23:07

Жесть, а не рыбалка...
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