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jerk - Сообщения: 1169
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В полном комплекте термобелья, толи на рыбалку ехать, то ли в БАНК...
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борода - Сообщения: 437
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Кошмар; я в эту толпу не пошел.
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ANDRIANO - Сообщения: 168
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talantino - Сообщения: 607
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Взято из сети.
1. Одна человеческая клетка содержит 75Мб генетической информации.
2. Один сперматозоид содержит 37.5Мб.
3. В одном миллилитре содержится около 100 млн сперматозоидов.
4. В среднем, эякуляция длится 5 секунд и составляет 2.25 мл спермы.
5. Таким образом, пропускная способность мужского члена будет равна
(37.5Мб x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 байт/сперматозоид x
100 000 000 сперматозоид/мл x 2.25 мл) / 5 секунд = 1 687 500 000 000
000 байт/секунду = 1,6875 Терабайт/с
Получается, что женская яйцеклетка выдерживает эту DDoS-атаку на
полтора терабайта в секунду, пропуская только один выбранный пакет
данных и является самым офигенным в мире хардварным фаерволом... Но
тот один пакет, который она пропускает, кладет систему на 9 месяцев...
1. Одна человеческая клетка содержит 75Мб генетической информации.
2. Один сперматозоид содержит 37.5Мб.
3. В одном миллилитре содержится около 100 млн сперматозоидов.
4. В среднем, эякуляция длится 5 секунд и составляет 2.25 мл спермы.
5. Таким образом, пропускная способность мужского члена будет равна
(37.5Мб x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 байт/сперматозоид x
100 000 000 сперматозоид/мл x 2.25 мл) / 5 секунд = 1 687 500 000 000
000 байт/секунду = 1,6875 Терабайт/с
Получается, что женская яйцеклетка выдерживает эту DDoS-атаку на
полтора терабайта в секунду, пропуская только один выбранный пакет
данных и является самым офигенным в мире хардварным фаерволом... Но
тот один пакет, который она пропускает, кладет систему на 9 месяцев...
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pival - Сообщения: 343
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Ivango - Сообщения: 327
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sm_fish - Сообщения: 1191
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Re: Черный юмор
Жесть, а не рыбалка...
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