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Сообщение batjko » 15 мар 2005 20:03

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Сообщение one » 23 сен 2005 10:12

Сводил я сына на первую его рыбалку. Так, для теста. Посмотреть как он будет себя вести, как вообще отнесется к этому делу. Ну вот вообщем пришли. На мое удевление он довольно, я б даже сказал очень серьезно отнесся к этому делу что меня сильно порадовало. :) Такое ощущение что для него это не в первый раз. Он стал закармливать место и тут же собрались утки с лебедями. Я стою у него за спиной и слышу такой монолог (ох мама что ж дальше то будет а):

Утки! Блин! Уходите отсуюда! Блин! Вы мешаете! Блин! Уходите! Блин! Противные утки! Блин!

Хоть стой хоть падай. Монолог в сокращении, не запомнил я его всего да и не успел бы запомнить. Интонация с которой все это было сказано тоже ничего такая. :)

Блин, одни блины блин.

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Сообщение one » 23 сен 2005 10:37

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Сообщение Spy » 23 сен 2005 12:02

Дочь, 4 года, ползает со мной по берегу пруда около часа, я покидываю вертушку, тишина.
- Мам, ну чего там, не ловится рыба?
- Не ловится пока.
- Надо еще бросать?
- Надо.
На очередном забросе вытаскиваю 2 приманки. При ближайшем рассмотрении - окушок сантиметров на 10. Отдаю доче.
- Ну во, мам, смотри, вытаскивать научилась. Теперь можно уже рыбу ловить.
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